Shaking hands

Uh, great. Had the late shift today, will have morning shift tomorrow.
Feeling totally dead beat included.

This freaked me out today:

An older female patient tried to clear her anus digitally.
Yes, I mean she used her finger to get the feces out.
Without a glove or something.
My colleague shrugged her shoulders and said:
"Well, a lot of old people do it that way."

Note to myself:

• Don't shake hands with old people anymore.

Jeez.. Still feel sick thinking about it.. *shudder*