You aren't a man, are you?

I'm walking down the hall at the closed ward.
A young patient walks right behind me and touches my hair while he says:
"Wow, you've got pretty hair.."
I answer: "Um.. Thank you but please don't touch me."
He says: "Okay.. But you aren't a man, are you?"

No, I'm def. not, thank you very much..

Later the doctor talked to him and suddenly he said:
"Look at me." So I did.
"Smile!" I smiled because he is such a crackpot.
He opens his eyes like a lemur and says to the doctor:
"She's a good girl!"

Thanks again :)