I mean seriously: There is snow and ice. Fucking everywhere.
So an old man was brought to the hospital who broke his leg pretty bad.
And now enjoy his explanation:
He tried to ride to the cemetery (sic!) on his bike.
Hellooooooo??
That was the part when I wanted to look into his ears to see if there was sunshine and air in his head.
They asked him what he wanted to do there.
He wanted to light up some candles.
No further comment necessary.
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Well there must have been sunshine in his head, obviously, which made his head all warm so he didnt realize it was fucking cold and snowy and icey outside, so he danced through the sunny day he imagined in his mind and felt like a young man cycling through Spring of his life again as he frolicked about, but he came to an abrupt pull back into reality when Monster Winter threw him off the bike, laughed at him because he is really old, so he began to cry little tears of ice that shattered on the cold, hard ground where his smashed bike lay and took its last breath before passing away, gently tucked in by a blanket of snow.
AntwortenLöschenits sad, really, when you think about it. (which i did, surprisingly)
You were pretty tired when you wrote this, weren't you?
AntwortenLöschenHe should be happy that Monster Winter threw him off his bike. It could've been Monster Tiny instead.^^
:D why would you think that? Its just that I have a very rich imagination, thankyouverymuch.
AntwortenLöschenAnd yes, thats probably even more likely: imagine Monster Nurse Tiny running around, roundhouse-kicking old people off their bikes and walking frames and furiously screaming at them for being stupid and old :D
Haha just kidding. You'd only punch them in the face.