Letter of motivation part I

I'm sitting here in front of my laptop, trying to write my letter of motivation, which I need to apply for a certain Uni.

It's way more difficult than I thought.

The reason I want to study at your Uni is,

I don't have a plan B,

it's cool to study abroad,

I'm afraid of bacteria and there is almost no MRSA in your hospitals, 

I want to become as cool as House, MD

I'm desperate and cute and small and I have big blue eyes that look so sad? 

I simply want to.

So far after a bad start.. Maybe I should rewrite this..