If you don't watch your mouth, I will kick against your remaining leg..!

So we have this one patient, who sucks.
Sorry but it's true.
He's an asshole.
So I was serving coffee and tea (oh, how I love it..)
And he asked me: "Are there no cookies or a piece of cake today served with the coffee?"
Tiny: "No, obviously not, sorry."
Patient: "You ate it, right?"
Tiny: "No I did not.."
Patient: "Of course you did, that's why you are so fat anyway."
Tiny: O.O"