Your weekly prescription (Eye Candy)

So.. Today is the big day which will herald the last 101 days of my apprenticeship.
And because I've been so extra hard working the last days *cough,cough*
I present to you the stuff I found while surfing randomly on the internet doing some serious research.

The pool of my dreams


The tub of my dreams

Me in my library (no not really.. But she is hot.)

Discerning vs. cynical

As always.. Paris

Insane (but gorgeous) underwater sets

Photos in the shower
(Ok, imagine this: You are a girl and a guy comes to you and says: "Well.. You know.. I'm not much a photographer.. I'm more like an artist. You wanna come to my house so I can take a picture of you while you are naked in my shower?" I thought the same. Luckily she is a girl so it's not weird at all.. or something o.O"

Which brings me to this: The instant arty bollocks generator 
I think this is pretty funny.
I always ask myself when I visit a museum or an exhibition:
Do these people really believe what they say/write.
There's a bunch of broken glass, some plastic stuffed between two chairs and a naked display dummy on top and they say:
" My work explores the relationship between gender politics and urban spaces.

With influences as diverse as Wittgenstein and Francis Bacon, new tensions are crafted from both traditional and modern meanings.

Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of relationships. What starts out as triumph soon becomes corroded into a tragedy of power, leaving only a sense of decadence and the possibility of a new reality.

As spatial forms become frozen through boundaried and critical practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the possibilities of our condition."

And everyone is nodding and acting like: "Yes, that's totally my point of view" or
"Don't you think it's rather more influenced by Frida Kahlo and emerging sexualities?"

Let's play pretend. Holy crap yes.. This is so cool!

One last picture I like even though I don't know what to write about it.