Are you married?

Today I was washing the feet of an old male patient.

He said: "Wow, you are very good at that."
Tiny: "Thanks."
Patient: "How old are you?"
Tiny: "21."
Patient: "Are you married?!"
Tiny: "Nope." o.O"
Patient: "Well, I have three sons who are all not married yet."
Tiny *g*: "How old?"
"Patient: "41, 43 and 51."
Tiny: "Ehm.. No thanks."

:D Holy crap..