Breaking bones is totally ok.

We tried to pull a patient a little bit up in his bed, he did not help a little bit.
My colleague said to him: "Hey, can you please help a little bit? I'm breaking my bones with your weight!"
He: "Then you would've done at least something today day."
We both: O.O" What?
She: "This is a joke, isn't it?"
He: No.

Asshole.

Uh, by the way, I found this a few minutes ago, I don't what it is or something, but it's great XD