He's a total wanker.. What a slut...

The guy I've been driving with the whole weekend has a pretty interesting sense of humor.
Every male patient is a wanker for him, every female patient is a slut.

He was washing the private parts of a male old patient suffering from dementia who asked:
"Who are you?"
and he replied:
"I'm your perverted neighbour."

Another female patient also suffering from dementia said to him while he was washing her (I was washing her husband, also suffering from dementia, at the same time):
"Stay here with me, I am longing for you!"
and he laughed and said: "No, sorry I can't - I don't have a rubber."

Later she looked at me and said to him: "Who is that woman over there."
He grinned and said: "A concubine."
I replied: "Hey, watch your mouth!"
He laughed and said: "I don't even know what that means!"

When we were driving to the next patient I turned on the radio.
A song from Rihanna was playing and he said totaly laid back:
"Oh nooo.. Nowadays they are giving birth on the radio..."