The three big lies of doctors

A new doctor asked me:
"Well, do you know the three big lies of doctors?"
I replied: "Um.. well.. Actually no."
He grinned and said:
" 1.) No, that won't hurt.
  2.) Sure, I've done that 100 times before!
  3.) I'll return soon!"

I laughed. Damn, he's right!

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