Can someone call a doctor, please? I'm hyperventilating..

Because this spine necklace is made out of pure awesomeness! I swear, no lie.
Just click and scroll down and start drooling like I do.
I mean.. A black or white spine necklace? Holy godmother of coolness!
Wearing this under your white coat.. I would be the coolest doctor in the whole hospital.
(Well, I'm not a doctor and I don't own this necklace but just IMAGINE how super awesome it would be! Dayummmm..)

I found a necklace which looks similar but is not half as cool as the Givenchy necklace.
This squid tentacle ring is also nice but I want the necklace!!

Who wants to be the best and nicest and most caring reader in the whole wide world?

Sum it up!

So let's do a little roundup:

->Christmas songs sung this year: 0 (very good)

->times I heard "Last Christmas" on the radio: 1 (very good and quite surprising, maybe I don't listen much radio anymore)

 -> eaten traditional Christmas cookies aka Spekulatius: maybe 1/4 or 1/3 of a whole package (Hey, since August? Very good)

-> Received presents: I don't know actually. But they were all pretty great more or less. (No shower gel, very good)

-> time I spent at family meetings: 24th: 1 and 1/2h (perfectly!), 25th: 3 or 4 h (very good), 26th: 6h (okay)

-> times someone asked me: "So how was your Christmas?": Too often. (Annoying)

-> Times I said Merry Christmas: 1/2. Someone said: "YAY! Merry Christmas!" and I was mumbling something which sounded like:
"Yeahhhh... Mry chmas too." (Very good)

So, there will be peace and silence for the next twelve months until the madness starts again.
Ho, ho, ho.

Quote of the day

I'm reading a book by Hakan Nesser at the moment and there was this one quote which made me laugh really hard:

Inspector Barbarotti talks to his 19 year old daughter Sara on the phone (she is in London and works there and *drumroll* has a new boyfriend!)

"A boyfriend?" repeated Gunnar Barbarotti and almost crushed his pint.
"Yes! His name is Richard. And he is totally fantastic!"
I don't believe that for a single second, thought Barbarotti.
He is only trying to fool you and he's going to rip you off, don't you understand that?
"Richard?" he said. "Well. What is he doing all the time?"
"He is a musician."
MUSICIAN!, a voice inside of Gunnar Barbarotti screamed.
Sara, are you nuts? Music and drugs and Aids and the devil and his grandmother, go home, lock the door, I will come and pick you up!
"Hello, are you still on the phone?"



Just some things

WikiSpoilers! (Darth Vader was Luke's father etc.)

Abbey Sidewalk - The Beatles

Someone loves you out there !

                                                    All photos are taken by me (2010)


Made me smile

Because it's not enough to grumble about the weather - you gotta do something to bring back summer!


Neon Trees - Animal

So cool! Or do you like the radio version better? It's more danceable (or at least I wanna dance to it)

Plus: Female Drummer!


Pics I took in November

All photos are taken by Tiny (2010)


A while ago

almost one month to be precisely, fabulous F., J. and me went to the Robert Francis concert in Cologne.
Except the fact that we got stuck in traffic on the way to Cologne and that I'm not able to park my father's car properly (I freaked out to be honest, hey, parking in Cologne is a nightmare!) it was super fun.
Francis' sister played before him (and I have to say that she is much cooler than him!)

It seems like he and his sister were live a lot better than they seem to be in all the studio versions I found on youtube.

The concert itself was super funny. I said to F. "Geez.. I wanna beat that fat guy in front of me. I can't see anything!" a few minutes later, F. tapped on my shoulder, almost crying because she laughed so hard.
"That fat guy is a chick!"
(S)he really was. Holy shit!
At the end of the concert Francis said something like: "Well there is someone in the audience who wants to say something, please come up."
and a cute, blonde girl came up and said:
"Well.. "insert random guy name here", you've been my lover and my best friend for the last ten years and since a while you are my jogging partner too.. Blablabla.. Do you want to marry me?"
And the whole club was like: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
And he came up and kissed her, so I guess that was supposed to be a "yes".
It was romantic even though F. and I agreed that this could've gone terribly wrong.
"Martin? Martin? Where are you!" And you just hear the sound of feet moving away very quickly :D
But it was all romantic and stuff and they looked very cute and happy together, so: All the best.

Still waiting for F. to give me the pictures she took ;)

Heroes Exhibition

It's been a while since we went to Heroes exhibition in... (see, I already forgot where it was.. anyway.)
So here are some of the photos I took there:

Wait there's something weird about this Lady..

Oh, ok I see.

A ring the surviving jews gave to Schindler. It's made of gold. Gold from the teeth of dead jews. Thankyouverymuch. The hebrew letters say: "Who saves only one life, saves the whole word."

Black sheep

Now I had this song in mind since I watched the movie (which was cool by the way just the ending sucked. It was like: "Hey, we have this super cool idea but then we don't know how to fill two hours or what with it. Anyway, it was nice, watched it twice)

But then I found out who made the song originally.

Guess what!


Luxirare owns these spine shoes I wrote about once. Cool!

Pop(ped) Art Waterbombs photographed in the moment they explode!

Pictures of Bettie Page (who I love for looking so super cute and friendly and whose smile seems honestly. Plus she looks super sexy without wearing a size zero! T&A ftw!)

60 ways to make life easy again

Kerstin ZuPan takes interesting photos


Yesterday a patient said: "Hey, hey, hey! What are you wearing?"
and I was like: "Umm.. pants?"
He: "Haha. Cool."

Another patient asked me:
"What's your name?"
I said: "Tiny."
He: "Tiny?"
I: "Yes, Tiny."
He: "Alright, Tiny."

It's so weird to hear your own name so often in less than a minute :D


Last day

Today I had my last day at the closed psychiatric ward.
I'm really sad I have to leave, because it was great and the team was super nice.
A patient gave me a letter:

" Dear Tiny!
I wish you all the best at the other stations!
It was nice time with you here at this station.
It would be awesome if you could come and visit us.
Don't let anyone get you down and always keep your chin up!
You will do it, I really hope so for you.
It's so sad you stop working here.
Alright I wish you all the best.
PS: Please visit me some time here.

I like you,

Patient's name."

I was really surprised and it made me smile somehow :)


What I want: Silence.
What I need: Peace.

Random stuff

Underwater Carousel from Elena Kalis on Vimeo.

Red Green Blue

How to stay unhappy forever 
(Damn, I'm pretty good at a lot of these things)


We are talking about a female patient.
S: "She said that some bad things happened today."
Tiny: "Really? She said the same yesterday."
C. *laughing&singing* "Bi-ba-borderliner!"

Dancing around to this, hardly trying to ignore snow and ice


The worst thing in winter? Old people!

I mean seriously: There is snow and ice. Fucking everywhere.
So an old man was brought to the hospital who broke his leg pretty bad.

And now enjoy his explanation:

He tried to ride to the cemetery (sic!) on his bike.
That was the part when I wanted to look into his ears to see if there was sunshine and air in his head.

They asked him what he wanted to do there.
He wanted to light up some candles.
No further comment necessary.